After the senseless attack on the gurudwara in Wisconsin, I thought it necessary to post a simple guide to the various religions of brown people (South Asians), if only to avoid the event of me getting shot at a Hindu temple because someone can’t tell the difference between Ganesh and Allah (hint: YOU CAN’T DEPICT ALLAH).
|God(s)||Buddha||Jesus?||Many||Noone / Everyone||Allah||Onkar|
|Place of Worship|
|Dietary Restrictions||Typically vegetarian||No restrictions||Typically Vegetarian||Pure Vegetarian, no garlic, onions, root vegetables||No pork or non-Halal meats||Meat killed by single stroke of sword|
|Should be shot?||No||No||No||No||No||No|