Raj Sivaraman is a writer, comedian, and unfunded research scientist. He has been featured in the New York Times, TimeOut New York, and Jeopardy! Raj has performed comedy around the country and has presented scientific research around the world. He has written for Comedy Central, and his sketch album “In Case of Emergency” is available in several boxes under his bed.

Raj uses his unique perspective to highlight the quirks of American imperialism, objectivist philosophy, the theory of evolution, and why Cheesecake Factory cheesecakes are the best. He also once asked out Kate Middleton on a date, and she no-showed. But he’s also married with kids now, so guess it worked out for everyone.